The Enemy. Charlie.

He is such a coy and devilish foe.

Meet the adversary…..

This is not your standard ceiling fan pull-string.

This pull-string plots my demise.

But I will show him no mercy. I will arm myself against his evil ways.

My weapon…..

My ammunition…..

Together, my trusty sidearm and I will destroy Charlie and his dark intentions.

I station myself a great distance from Charlie, and quietly take my aim. When he least expects an ambush, I deploy the squishy bullets from their plastic chambers.

Charlie must die.

Video documentation of our epic and legendary battle……

Charlie has been defeated.

Have no worries civilians. I will protect you from the dark forces with my weapon of destruction.

(Definition of boredom: The withering and decay of one’s mind.)

(I truly need to get out of my house more.)