May 8, 2012 in Uncategorized
I made a very startling discovery this morning.
First, this is Gidgit:
Gidgit is a tiny, young, hyper, wiry-haired dog that is very likable.
As I was laying in bed this morning, trying to keep Gidgit from affectionately gnawing my fingers down to the bone, she turned just so, and I realized it was like looking directly into the face of a certain actor.
Look at her closely. Can you guess which actor??
The actor is Jeremy Irons.
Like whoa, right?!??!!?
Why….no……Gidgit was not in Die Hard 3….thank you for asking though.
This little dog is gonna make me millions. She is going to be Irons new movie double.
Jeremy Irons is on set of a new movie. He’s been working hard and he needs a break. There will be no reason to stop filming. He could go to his trailer to relax, and I could carry Gidgit right into the scene, and no one would ever notice that Irons was replaced. Jeremy Irons will very happily split his paychecks with me.
Now, I’m not bad-mouthin’ Jeremy Irons here. I really like him. He’s a good actor, and he’s quite a good-looking bloke. (I really like the way he talks.) It just so happens that my dog looks like him.
I am now calling her Jeremy instead of Gidgit. She’s very confused by this.
Yeah. That’s all. That was the whole point to this post.
I can’t believe I’m actually going to hit “Publish” on this post.
Clearly, I have too much time on my hands and I need a hobby.Tweet